Reality and Sanity

LALOLKFATYK

The LALOLKFATYK Meme (Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know.) Thanks to Rachel Lucas.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, Mom simply liked the name.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
None of your business.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It doesn’t bother me, but everyone else can’t read it. I have my Ph.D in Doctor’s chickenscratch.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Dead turkey flesh. (It would be prime rib, but that isn’t considered a “lunch meat.”)

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, and probably never any that I’ve sired because I can’t. It’s funny to look back on, but I had two different girlfriends that were near deathly afraid of impregnation. Too bad I didn’t know then the gun was loaded with blanks.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Why would I be another person?

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Yes, along with outright mockery and name-calling.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No. What for? There’s plenty to get excited about that makes life worth living to look for a adrenaline rush by being an X-tremist.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Life, all versions currently made.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes. It’s pretty hard to take off steel-toed boots without first untying them.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Physically, yes. I toss around 50-75 lbs. at my job many times each day. Mentally/psychologically/emotionally, I have an inner will like iron, yet I am still sensitive.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Plain no-sugar vanilla with no-sugar Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup (I’m a Type 2 Diabetic.)

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Men: whether or not the face is honest.
Women: Eyes. Yes, I’m lying.

RED OR PINK?
Red. I’m a man, I don’t do pink. My wife has more than enough pink for the both of us.

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I do many things well, but none well enough to make me stand out from any crowd.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Nobody, because since I have to get along without anyone that has died, moved on, or had a falling out with, I have learned to look forward meeting new people. You cannot replace people.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black shorts, tan slippers. What, you were expecting pajamas? Only the pros wear pajamas while blogging.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tuna sandwiches for lunch.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Mark Belling filling in for Rush Limbaugh.

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
WTF? Why would I be a crayon?

FAVORITE SMELLS?
Jimmy Johns. They’re free.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My temp service, to find out why I was laid off when the company I was welding for has a $20 million dollar backlog of work.

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
NFL Football, college football bowl games and the World Series. Everything else I find boring.

HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown garnished with grey, when I don’t shave it off.

EYE COLOR?
Dark brown.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No. It’s far cheaper to own multi-focal lenses.
FAVORITE FOOD?
Depends what I am hungry for.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings. In reality in this life, there is no such thing as a happy ending because everyone eventually dies. Of course, there is a happy afterlife for those who accept certain spiritual beliefs in this life.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I don’t remember, I don’t watch many movies.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black. Writing that answer reminds me of the opening scene of The Blues Brothers when Frank Oz is giving John Belushi his possessions that he was arrested with.

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Neither. Fall! Lots of color and football weather!

HUGS OR KISSES?
I’m not Richard Dawson. Hugs.

FAVORITE DESSERT?
I rarely have dessert (I’m a Type 2 Diabetic and built like an out-of-shape Jerome Bettis, so I tend to pass on dessert) but when I do, apple pie or sundaes hit the spot.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World. June 18th, 2007.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Cub Five-Star Customer Service. I got it when I was a graphic artist.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
I don’t watch TV anymore unless what’s on is NFL Football, college football bowl games and the World Series.

FAVORITE SOUND?
A freshly-strung, freshly-tuned guitar.

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
There’s no “or” about it, I own both.

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Vancouver. I don’t travel much, plenty to see within a couple hundred miles of home I haven’t seen.

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can sound like Bob Dylan. Note I didn’t write SING.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
The now-defunct Midway Hospital in St. Paul, MN.

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