Reality and Sanity

June 21, 2007

A +5 Holy Avenger Ax

Filed under: Serious Guitar Playing — Paul @ 10:27 pm

There are cool guitars…then there are seriously cool axes that every guitarist wants to own.

The A +5 Holy Avenger Ax is one of the latter.

O Lord, bless this thy Angel Sword Guitar, that with it thou mayst blow Christina Aguilera and A-HA and Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias to tiny bits, in thy mercy. If you want it, follow these steps: first shalt thou get to eBay. Then shalt thou pay $4,500, no more, no less. $4,500 shall be the number thou shalt pay, and the number of the payment shall be $4,500. Once the number $4,500 be paid, then riffed thou thy Angel Sword Guitar towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Built for serious shredding.

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