Reality and Sanity

June 11, 2007

The Toilet Was Invented By A Guy Named Crapper

Filed under: Stupid Criminal Tricks — Paul @ 5:43 pm

From the “You Can’t Make This Up” Department: Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper.

MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa (AP) – Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they’re chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

“She’s facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper,” Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. “See, I can’t say it with a straight face.”

Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.

Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.

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